Hotel rooms and other such nonsense...

I swear that all hotel rooms were designed by men- And men with bad hair and skin too! Have you ever noticed that in hotel rooms the desk is always under a picture and it has a plug on the lamp? BUT the mirror is all the way across the room! They make it physically impossible to sit down and put on your makeup and style your hair...and don't get me started on the lack of plugs in the bathroom or the horrible hair dryers they attach to the wall. I swear no woman would have ever designed rooms with an appalling lack of functionality! Is it too much to ask to not have to sit in the floor with a hot curling iron to do my hair?